It’s the worst feeling in the world when you know exactly who would like a song but you can’t tell them because they’re your ex-girlfriend.
Maybe I’m exaggerating.

ruinedchildhood:

Mom: Home in 5 minutes, hope you’ve taken the chicken out of the freezer

Me: image

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#IRiskedMyLifeToTakeThisSelfie #WorthIt #TotallyWorthIt

#IHaveNoIdeaWhoThisGuyIs #DoesAnyoneReally? #ForgottenToys

landorus:

cashier: that’ll be $4.20

me: bruh

cashier: bruh

klefable:

i am constantly torn between ‘i dont need anyone’ and ‘hey you please fall in love with me’

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mechapuppy:

mechapuppy:

six word autobiography: “fuck goddamnit i fucked up so bad”

guys i specifically made that sentence seven words long so someone could comment “but thats seven words” and i could say “fuck i did it again i fucked up” so we could all have a good laugh but no one said it. yall fucked up. i fucked up because i assumed yall wouldnt fuck up. everythings fucked up

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adventures-and-books:

doctorwho-cumberbatch:

ibelieveinmartinfreeman:

You can’t have my brain, I’m using it

SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT MOVIE THIS IS!

HITCHHIKER’S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY 
adventures-and-books:

doctorwho-cumberbatch:

ibelieveinmartinfreeman:

You can’t have my brain, I’m using it

SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT MOVIE THIS IS!

HITCHHIKER’S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY 
adventures-and-books:

doctorwho-cumberbatch:

ibelieveinmartinfreeman:

You can’t have my brain, I’m using it

SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT MOVIE THIS IS!

HITCHHIKER’S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY 
adventures-and-books:

doctorwho-cumberbatch:

ibelieveinmartinfreeman:

You can’t have my brain, I’m using it

SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT MOVIE THIS IS!

HITCHHIKER’S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY 

adventures-and-books:

doctorwho-cumberbatch:

ibelieveinmartinfreeman:

You can’t have my brain, I’m using it

SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT MOVIE THIS IS!

HITCHHIKER’S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY 

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